March 2012
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Instantly clicking with someone. :’)
February 2012
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Patricia: If you could have a threesome with any celebrites, who would they-
Me: MILA KUNIS AND RYAN GOSLING
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Anonymous asked: There's so much love shit on my dashboard right now, so I thought I'd stop by and ask what the hell makes you think the guy you like is any different from any other guy here?
I know it’s going to be a struggle, but you’re worth it.
Him.
He is the strongest guy I know. He knows me from head to toe. He knows exactly what I’m thinking, exactly what I’m feeling, even when I don’t tell him. He always keeps the promises he makes to me. He stays true to his word. He knows how to make me smile. He can tell when something’s bugging me. He can admit when he’s wrong. He knows what make me happy. He knows what...
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People get bored of me easily. And I’m always scared the people I have now are going to leave me.
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Him: I love you.
Me: Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
Him: The way I flip my hair gets you overwhelmed?
Me: But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell...
Us: YOU DON'T KNOW OH OH YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!
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STEPH CURRY HOW MANY DAMN TIMES DO YOU NEED TO HURT YOUR FOOT
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Elite socks feel like little pillows on my feet.
I want this to work.
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Tonight’s one of those nights where I need to watch the notebook and eat ice cream and cry until I fall asleep.
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
All the guys I like:
live in narnia
are too old to date me without it being illegal
are celebrities
don’t like me
yeah
I’m afraid to trust again.
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Jhalil: nneka why the hell u wearin blush black people cant blush
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“I’m looking for the markers that say...
My mom just ran into my room with a hoodie on. She pulled the strings on the hood and tied them so that only her eyes were showing and then she started yelling “THEY KILLED KENNY” and walked out. Dude what the hell is going on.
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My parents want me to make a card for our neighbors having a baby
what do i say
“Congrats on the sex.”
I want a double double.
or maybe two
or three
or twenty
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Gotta find a honey for my homie.
A baby for my buddy.
A lady for my laddy. (;
Anonymous asked: 1 L0V3 Y3W 5-3V4 BB. 1LL W34R Y0UR 0TH3R 5N4PB4K 4 Y3W 51NC3 Y0U 0NLY H4V3 1 H34D BUT Y3W BR0UGHT 2. 1 L0V3 Y3WR CH33T4H PR1NT B33.T33.D0UBL3Y3W T00. I will love you if you know who this is. lololol.
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My brother: What does the B on Chris Brown's jacket stand for?
Me: Gee i don't know maybe BROWN.
My dad: Black
get it
cos
he's black
ha
hahaha
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I’m a sucker for guys that can cook. Omg.
gothbaby:
androry:
This Katy Perry song is...
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This one black kid in Biology: I think I'm albino.
Eating away the troubles with ben & jerry’s ice cream. l0l
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and now some happy music. :)
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Yay, more depressing music.
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Anonymous asked: do you like monica m? ._.
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danatheplatypus-deactivated2012 asked: I MISS YOU MORE
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OMG NO
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Me and Brendan are real thugs. Putting our guns on our chins. Aint givin no fucks.